the idea that someone is so sexy that they could turn straight people gay is so so goddamn monosexist
Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 21 “Ragtag” Promo Images
oh my gOD COULSON AND MAY REUNITED YESSS
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink
they do show tv shows at bars sometimes if the sport event is on a channel that isn’t 24 hr sport
i was at a pub once and after the game finished my favourite tv show came on and i just spent the rest of the party staring at my celebrity crush on the screen
please cherish christoph waltz and his asymmetrical jaw, he is only trying to help
"If you took Scarlett’s career from her tomorrow, she wouldn’t change. If you gave her an Oscar, she wouldn’t change. She is who she is."
Chris Evans on Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair May 2014
the OOP heard around the world
The part that made me chuckle was the NY chapter of the ACLU. Like, “These pictures are nifty and all nice and neatly put together in this handy tag. Can y’all tag us so we’re in the loop? This is great for a class case- I mean class collection of pictures to show at a later date. Possibly in court.”
I’m in CA and totally on board for MyLAPD—two years ago they knocked on a door and when it opened shot a guy in the face. It was then determined they had THE WRONG ADDRESS
Of course, this would be terrible either way, since I’m sure the LAPD are not supposed to be hitmen. But they still killed a completely innocent person.
S.H.I.E.L.D. no longer exists. The agency has been labeled a terrorist organization. So why are you here?
prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for InStyle (April 2014) [x]