(Source: yesimanatheist)
I liked this quote so much I made this thing.
“It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they know: that doesn’t make me the Hitler of ice cream.”
Oh my God WHEN was there an episode of the Colbert Report with Anduril?? I MUST know! D:
(Source: lucymcclane)